Friday, September 30, 2011

Brb...I'm logging out.

I came home to the spawn outside playing. The boy had sticks and the two of them decided to sword fight -- Which somehow turned into WoW Larping. Which amused me highly. Amme was a Druid. Bean was a Warrior. [At first he was a rogue so he could stealth but he didn't like that Amme could detect stealth so he went with Warrior.] They defeated a few Giants, got a pants upgrade and a sword upgrade. Amme actually said and I quote "Brb I am logging out!" when I had her go inside to get my hoodie. Bean needed to repair his weapons when his stick broke. Then Amme decided she was done and wanted to watch Charmed. Bean then decided that I should somehow be involved in this madness as the Pally healer. He had since morphed into some Warrior/Rogue/DK combo dual-wielding Shadowmourne's while he slayed Boars so that he could skin them and level. He died a few times because I was distracted on the phone and I had to Res him, apparently I am as bad a Larping Healer as I was a WoW healer. lawl.

I decided to run out and get some icecream. And by some, I mean 3 containers. I felt like a fatass lawl. But it wasn't just for me. It was for the 4 other occupants of the house as well. I got Birthday Cake, Mint Chocolate  Chip and Nutty Buddy Waffle Cone or something like that.
Look how pretty it looks.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

P.S. I Love You.

"And we are gonna last. You know how I know? Because I still wake up every morning, and the first thing I want to do is see your face." /insertmebawling. I fucking love this movie. Sitting here watching P.S. I Love you realizing that I am going to full on bawl probably 20 more times even though I have seen this movie about a million times.

I got to skip work today because everything was done. So I went and got a cheap desk because sitting on the bed was killing my back. Then I made dinner and went to the storage and got my desk chair and a few DVDS.

Monday, September 26, 2011

I had something to say but I forgot it. Oh oh oh! I remembered!

Chicken Tortilla Soup


  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 3 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 tablespoon olive oil
  • 2 teaspoons chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1 (28 ounce) can crushed tomatoes
  • 1 (10.5 ounce) can condensed chicken broth
  • 1 1/4 cups water
  • 1 cup whole corn kernels, cooked
  • 1 cup white hominy
  • 1 (4 ounce) can chopped green chile peppers
  • 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, rinsed and drained
  • 1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
  • 2 boneless chicken breast halves, cooked and cut into bite-sized pieces
  • crushed tortilla chips
  • sliced avocado
  • shredded Monterey Jack cheese
  • chopped green onions


  1. In a medium stock pot, heat oil over medium heat. Saute onion and garlic in oil until soft. Stir in chili powder, oregano, tomatoes, broth, and water. Bring to a boil, and simmer for 5 to 10 minutes.
  2. Stir in corn, hominy, chiles, beans, cilantro, and chicken. Simmer for 10 minutes.
  3. Ladle soup into individual serving bowls, and top with crushed tortilla chips, avocado slices, cheese, and chopped green onion.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

/insert Andy Griffith Theme Music here.

So [since a certain someone seems to find it amusing when I start my blogs with so.] here I sit, AFK'd in WoW after talking to B about different kinds of wine I should be trying drinking some moscato. [note how pretty it looks against the screen with Vy just sitting there.]....

Today...we ventured to Mt. Airy to the Andy Griffith Festival. [Inorite? The name just sounds like the epitome of lame...I have no words.]

There were hella booths all chock full of Andy Griffith Memorabilia. Don't get me wrong, there was some hella cool pyrex. Found a set of the Amish in orange which is rate but it was way overpriced so I refrained.

We went into a store called "Mayberry Cheese and Cider", now I am not sure if it is always called that or if it just changes for the festival but they have hella tasty cheese. My Dad bought 2 kinds..Cajun and Habanero. I can't eat the Habanero..lawl.

Leave it to me in all my veggie glory to buy some Veggie Fries but Ho Le Chit, they were tasty. Like so tasty I bought 2 containers of them and would gladly go back for more. They are really good in veggie dip...haha. Fucking vegetarian wanna-be weirdo.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Date Night with my BFF.

I haven't ever been on many dates. I decided to take up video dating with this uber hawt chick from Indiana.[If  you haven't figured it out already, its my best friend and I miss her insanely so I make her sit with me for hours on webcam doing nothing. lawl]  She isn't really my type, all soccer mom and all, but shes got a nice personality. First we just chatted for a little bit to calm any nervousness she has. She gets quite nervous sometimes and falls and sprains random body parts and then is laid up for days. /shakes head. Then we ate dinner, her pizza [I won't list how much], me chilli [okay and maybe some icecream and a banana, I was hungry god damnit] Now we are blogging together and gazing lovingly into our monitors. Its so nice to be able to burp loudly [maybe even fart?] and not have to worry about what she thinks. I love my BFF.
"Move your finger over a little, you are pointing to the pimple not hiding it!"

I look ashamed to be eating this banana. I am not.

This is her normal face. She has to try hard to make keep her tongue from flopping out.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Not enough Mana.

Does Blizzard not realize how super serious I am about them needing to hurry the fuck up and release D3? I want to play that game so hard. I logged into WoW last night to do some Firelands dailies and not feelin' it. SEE THE SHIRT!? NOTE THE SRS! Just sayin'.

The girl spawn came in and asked the definition of the word rigid. Of course I know the definition but trying to explain some definitions to 4th graders just brings upon more questions like "Well what does not flexible mean?" [she didn't ask that, but to avoid her doing so I just'd it]  [Just to clarify that I am not a dumbass and know what the word rigid does indeed mean.][Oh triple brackets, this is srsbsns.] And APPARENTLY, is quite quite proud to be spamming SWtOR advertisements. Holy fucking SWtOR ad's batman.

Work today...."Hey there, How are you? Did you want me to shove this toasted sub right up your ass?" :]

Sexiest Dress Evar!

Oh Em Gee!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I'm only happy when it rains...[Okay not really.]

Sons of Anarchy is epic. Just sayin'. I fucking love that show. Caught up on the two episodes I was behind tonight. Huzzah. And happened to hear a quote that makes a lot of sense. "The older we get, the more we realize we aren't who we thought we were." Life lately has been nothing but me stuck inside my head. And trust me, my head is sometimes the most chaotic place to be stuck. My life over the past year has been a mixture of chaos and bliss.

And here is why:
~I have two of the most amazing children I have ever met and I don't say that because they are mine, although I am fully biased. They make me happy, but they drive me completely fucking batshit as well. Tonight, at bedtime, is an example. Jhon decides to throw the world's worst tantrum because he wants to sleep with me -- I am talking throwing himself to the ground, kicking, screaming, telling me I am the meanest mommy ever, leaping out of bed no sooner than I put him in it, refusing to brush his teeth so that I have to, etc etc etc and so on. Nights like this make me feel like I am, in fact, the worst mommy ever. I hate taking things away from my kids that they love, but their actions have consequences and I must be the one to teach them this. I know he loves me and I know I'm not the worst mommy ever and tomorrow will be a new day of hugs and tantrums and regardless of how insane I think it is making me, I love every minute of it.
~Choices I made a year ago changed my life and my children's lives forever. I struggle with this on the daily. I know that I went about it the wrong way, but it was the right choice. I just wish that I could get past the dwelling on the negative part of that aspect. And it does make me feel like I have no fucking clue who I am sometimes because I was someone else for so long.
~My dad seems to think that I am a 15 year old girl and can't make the right choices and need to be told what to do. My stepmom has repeatedly said that my dad and I are identical in the way we brood over something and just keep it in or hide out in our little pissed off state avoiding the world. I just want to yell that I am a fucking grown up for fucks sake, but I am to passive for that. So I will just hide out and make a grr face all night.
~I have learned that sometimes when you aren't expecting it that really fucking amazing things [in this case a person] can happen to you. Most of the time I don't think I deserve him, and truth be told, I probably fucking don't but I am working on that whole letting it happen thing. He makes things less complicated in my head. And he makes things in my heart go BOOM! 
~I really fucking miss my friends. I am not one to develop close relationships with females. As a general rule of thumb, most of us suck balls. Females are catty bitches and being around each other is so much fail. But I lucked up and found a handful that I love like they are sisters and they fucking rock.
~Do you realize how much 70 pounds is? I really didn't. I still don't some days and when I look in the mirror I don't notice anything different. I still feel like I weigh 500 pounds [and no, I wasn't even close to 500 pounds to begin with -- 286.4 which is close enough to 300 to just be amg.] and that babies and small animals should hide for fear that I might digest them whole and reach for another. I was looking at pictures the other day and found one of me sitting on Jhons lap at New Years a few years ago...Ho Le Chit -- I am not sure how HIM or the fucking chair survived. I miss going to the gym and working out. I need to remedy that. I think I am going to start running the track around the park in the morning when I drop the spawn off to school. I already eat pretty decently. It makes me down right giddy to know that I am close to weighing what I did pre-spawn. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
~Ingesting beef and pork -- A big no no for me. I decided to eat chili tonight and I won't be doing that anymore unless its the vegetarian / chicken kind. I feel so utterly blech right now. Don't get me wrong, the chili was fantastic. But I feel disgusting when I eat beef or pork now.

And so...the meaning of all of this? The doctor was correct in his prescribing me anxiety medicine to make my brain just calm down so that I don't keep thinking and dwelling and not being able to sleep. :]

Monday, September 19, 2011

Day 1 -- Rations are limited, Water is in low supply, Friends are lost...

So I up and decided to start blogging about random day to day life and other bullshit.

Included will be -
A daily photo from around North Carolina (I guess?)
Photos from webcam discussions with my friends, randomly taken, without notice!
Just my crazy psycho babble about nothing important.

ALLL the while Vyradria will be standing AFK in Orgrimmar because that is what she does best.