Sunday, September 30, 2012


Mists of Pandaria was released. wo0t.
It is pretty fucking sweet. Pet Battles are super fun.

I aced my 3rd class. Go me. I am super going to miss my Chef. He was pretty badass.

Halloween Party Plans are in motion. I am finishing the invites tomorrow.

That is about all I have for now. Time to sell my soul to the WoW gods.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012


Today,  I have to make Genoise [sponge cake] that is at least 2 inches tall in class. [Technically tomorrow I guess, since I have to do it when I wake up. But, whatevs.]

This doesn't sound like a hard task, right?

But Monday, I blew it.  Like, the cake I made tasted like goat balls. AND it was flat. AND the wrong texture. wtfx? I've went over and over in my head what I did and cannot think of anything that was incorrect. Hopefully....HOPEFULLY...I don't blow it again today. I really cannot afford to take a 50 point dick punch. Especially since I can't seem to get above a damn 80 on the written tests. SIGH.  After I get the Genoise Practical out of the way, I get to pipe 750 rosettes, shells, and interlocking rosettes. FUN FUN!

Yesterday night was the new season of Bones premiere. EPIC.
Tonight was Sons of Anarchy...God I effin' love this show. 
Tomorrow is Restaurant Impossible. wo0t. Chef Robert = awesome.

Friday, September 14, 2012

This is Halloween!

I have been a lazy blogger. For the past few weeks. I fail.
I am still trying to adjust to waking up at 7am to get the Spawn off to school and then go to school myself. I would like to point out, I am also failing at that ahah. I have only managed lateness once, but I am super rushed all the time (to the point of a speeding ticket. Oops. It was bound to happen though.)

But yeah..whatev.

So Matt and I are throwing a Halloween Party. I want it to be an annual thing. I fucking love Halloween.
Honestly, I love FALL up until NEW YEARS. Valentine's Day can eat it.

I have been searching the interwebs for Halloween Party ideas.  And since I set a strict $200 budget...yeah. I have to make some shit.

Here are the ones I've found via Pinterest...
1.) Sheets on furniture to make for a neglected looking room. Dude, Martha Stewart rocks the Halloween Decor/Party Ideas. No joke.


2.) This saying, but as a rug for the front door.


3.) There's a hand in the punch!


4.)  Costume Trophies!! This site is actually FULL of great Halloween Decoration ideas.


5.) Rats all over the place!! 


I've also thought up a few other ideas like Jars of random gross things sitting around, REDRUM on the bathroom mirror, and no Halloween Party can be complete without TONS of spiderwebs everywhere.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Garbage Pail Kids

Anyone remember those?
They were fucking cool. Badass gross trading cards. Hell yes.
The movie is on Netflix. ahah I remember watching it when I was younger. And I know it is going to be  terrible watching it as an adult, but it is so going to happen. So.Incredibly.Terrible.  I started watching it the other day and there were too many screeching spawn running rampant in the house.

How's this for a tattoo? It is just too bad that she has to be a ValErie, instead of a ValArie.